On Sunday I went to the dollar store. I had to get poster paper. It was red poster paper. That is beside the point.
I saw my friend Emily there. Here is our conversation. It was fairly bland.
Em: *poke in Rajul's shoulder*Hi!
Me: Hi!
Em: You're at the dollar store!
Me: Yes. Yes I might be. I think I am!
Em: Hey! Look at the feathers!
Me: Whoa! They're cool!
Here is a mediocre drawing attempt with paint. Of my feather earrings. Well one actually. You get the idea.
And here are some cool scribbles. Because trying to draw pictures on paint is like trying to pin a donkey to an elephant with play-doh bobby pins. If you want to, you can stare at it for a bit so people think you're getting something deep and philosophical from it. But between you and me, there's just some colors that look like a person with Tourette's tried to write cursive.
I think I'll have to scan my drawings. Or something. Because this doesn't work out very well for me. But I'll stick with it for a while.
Let me actually get to the stupid thing I did. I do them very often, and they usually are not good things.
I wore them to school on Tuesday, and they were awesome. And when I got home, I went to take a shower. I was all sweaty and nasty. My sister was all like, "EEEWWW. You're sweaty."
This hurt my feelings. And besides that, I was all hot and I could not do my homework in this condition.
So I went upstairs to take a shower.
I got in, and realized.
Oh.
I'm wearing my earrings.
I saw my friend Emily there. Here is our conversation. It was fairly bland.
Em: *poke in Rajul's shoulder*Hi!
Me: Hi!
Em: You're at the dollar store!
Me: Yes. Yes I might be. I think I am!
Em: Hey! Look at the feathers!
Me: Whoa! They're cool!
Here is a mediocre drawing attempt with paint. Of my feather earrings. Well one actually. You get the idea.
And here are some cool scribbles. Because trying to draw pictures on paint is like trying to pin a donkey to an elephant with play-doh bobby pins. If you want to, you can stare at it for a bit so people think you're getting something deep and philosophical from it. But between you and me, there's just some colors that look like a person with Tourette's tried to write cursive.
I think I'll have to scan my drawings. Or something. Because this doesn't work out very well for me. But I'll stick with it for a while.
Let me actually get to the stupid thing I did. I do them very often, and they usually are not good things.
I wore them to school on Tuesday, and they were awesome. And when I got home, I went to take a shower. I was all sweaty and nasty. My sister was all like, "EEEWWW. You're sweaty."
This hurt my feelings. And besides that, I was all hot and I could not do my homework in this condition.
So I went upstairs to take a shower.
I got in, and realized.
Oh.
I'm wearing my earrings.
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