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suspense...
suspense with a unicorn...
suspense with a chicken...
suspense!...
IT GOES TO ANINANA! YAY guys! You may boo, because you are jealous of her churkeycorn, but it is very rude. So if you do boo, you are a bad person and you are killing the magical fairy elves that live inside your ears. WHO KILLS MAGICAL FAIRY ELVES? BAD PEOPLE.
So let the applause begin!
It's okay, you can stop now.
NO REALLY.
STOP.
You're scaring me.
So, the churkeycorn is part chicken, part turkey, and part unicorn.
It is chicken because it has these tiny measly wings that are nowhere near the size needed to lift its fat body off the ground.
It is part turkey because it has these funny red things that are all over its head so that it gobbles oddly whenever it opens its fat orange beak.
It is part unicorn because it has a horn with magical impaling powers of awesomeness. And it's also all white. But that's also because I'm studying for a mega huge test and was too lazy to color all of it in. But we'll just say that pigment production has come to a halt in this churkeycorn's body.
AND IT IS AWESOME BECAUSE I DREW IT AND IT SWEATS FIRE SPARKS.
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