GIANT SHARK OF DOOM.

Guys,
I went on a cruise very recently, and this is what I was afraid of.
When I am afraid of something, I see it in my nightmares.
A lot.
As in EVERY NIGHT UP UNTIL THE DAY.
This is what I saw. You may need my translation skills for NONSENSICAL ORANGUTAN HIEROGLYPHICS or NOH to help you.

NOH translation into English Letters:

Big Ship, Blue Waves, Carrot, Shark, No Eyes, resulting in Blind Shark with no teeth, resulting in lame loser shark that doesn't hurt people but is still so gigarhugenomous that it scares the poopy out of you. 

BE AFRAID. 

In English:

Carrots and Poop and Loser Shark With Toy Boat. 

But in my head, there was this notion that any moment, a tsunami was going to flip my cruise ship over into a jumbled mess with some kid on a piano and people next to chandeliers and I had to get out throught the propellers and the ship turns into a fireball of death, THE ABYSS!

Of course, watching Poseidon didn't help. 

NOTE TO SELF:

Never ever watch that movie if you are going on a cruise in the recent future. 

COMING UP SOON:

The REALITY.